A Yankee walks into a bar in Florida and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers.

  He says, "I hear you Floridians are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 20 shots of Tequila back-to-back."

  The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Yankee's offer.

  One Biker from Alabama even leaves.

  Thirty minutes later the same Biker who left shows up and taps the Yankee on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Biker.

  The Yankee says yes and asks the bartender to line up 20 shots of Tequila. Immediately the Biker tears into all 20 of the shot glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

  The other bar patrons cheer as the Yankee sits in amazement.

  The Yankee gives the Biker the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

  The Biker replies, "Oh, I had to go to the bar down the street to see if I could do it first."

  Never ask a Floridian to do a Bama Boys job!

A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was
interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice.
Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell
me, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice
when you're out of the office?"
"When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I
send them a bill in the morning."
The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the
evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached
him for advice. The next morning he took out the list, just as his
secretary walked into his office and handed him a bill from the
lawyer.

   A disgruntled soldier was  jaded with the inefficiency of the army. He
transferred to different regiments, only to be faced with constant displays
of ineptitude. As a last resort he tried the paratroopers, where things
looked to be improving. As he soared into the air for the first jump, his
instructor gathered all the trainees together. "There's nothing to this,
men. After you jump, count to ten and pull on your ripcord to open your
parachute. If that fails, you have an auxilliary chute. This is
activated by
second ripcord, which you should pull after counting to five. We will
have a
truck waiting  close to the landing site to take you back to the base."
   When he jumped out and counted to ten, he quickly discovered the rip
cord
flapping freely in his hand.
   When he pulled the second cord, it also detached itself. And as he
rocketed down past his startled comrades, they heard him yelling: "This
@&^%*?# army! They probably don't have a truck down there either!"
   Sadly he never grasped the gravity of his situation.

George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.
God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in
this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was
destroying the Earth in three days.
They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and
tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell
them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his
mind.
So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
you. First the good news . . . there is a God. The bad news is that he
is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad
news. The first was . . . there is a God. The second was that he is
destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good
news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important
people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in
Windows Vista."

All Star Trek fans know the voice-activated computer on the USS
Enterprise, especially Jean-Luc Picard's famous "Earl Grey, hot"
request for tea. But what if the Enterprise was equipped with voice-
recognition software based on current technology?
PICARD: Computer.
COMPUTER: [chirp] Welcome to the USS Enterprise Voice Recognition
System. If you know the extension of the person you'd like to call,
please say it now. For environmental changes, please say
"environment." For access to records and documents, please say
"records." For entertainment options, please say "entertainment." For
information on ship systems and diagnostics, please say, diagnostics."
For the replicator, please say "replicator." For--
PICARD: Replicator.
COMPUTER: You said "diagnostics." Is that correct?
PICARD: No.
COMPUTER: You said, "No." Is that correct?
PICARD: Yes.
COMPUTER: I'm sorry. Please state your request again. For
environmental changes, please say "environment." For--
PICARD: Replicator.
COMPUTER: You said "replicator." Is that correct?
PICARD: Yes.
COMPUTER: Thank you. Please state what you would like to replicate.
PICARD: Earl Grey, hot.
COMPUTER: You said, "Whirled whey in a pot." Is that correct?
PICARD: What? No.
COMPUTER: You said, "No." Is that correct?
PICARD: Yes.
COMPUTER: I'm sorry. Please state your request again.
PICARD: Earl Grey, hot.
COMPUTER: You said, "Pearl day, shot." Is that correct?
PICARD: No.
COMPUTER: You said, "No." Is that correct?
PICARD: Yes.
COMPUTER: I'm sorry. Please state your request again.
PICARD: Earl...Grey...hot.
COMPUTER: You said, "Girl gay, hot." I'm sorry, but we cannot
replicate human beings. If you wish female companionship, please visit
our lounge, Ten-Forward.
PICARD: I didn't say "girl gay," blast you.
COMPUTER: I'm sorry. Please state your request again.
PICARD: Oh, for heaven's sakes. Look, I want a cup of Earl Grey tea.
And make it hot.
COMPUTER: You said, "Zero-four Blevin's rakes hook a font couple Curly
May pee and naked hot." Is that correct?
PICARD: Oh, forget it. I'll just use a teapot.

   If you read this without laughing out loud,
    there is something wrong with you. This is
    dedicated to every woman who ever attempted
    to get into regular workout routine.
    Dear Diary..
    For my fiftieth birthday this year, my
    husband (the dear) purchased a week of
    personal training at the local health club
    for me. Although I am still in great shape
  since playing on my high school softball team,
    decided it would be a good idea to go ahead
    and give it a try.
    I called the club and made my reservations
    with a personal trainer I'll call Bruce, who
    identified himself as a 26 year old aerobics
    instructor and model for athletic clothing and
    swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my
    enthusiasm to get started.
    The club encouraged me to keep a diary to
    chart my progress.
    Monday:
    Started my day at 6:00am. Tough to get out of
    bed, but found it was well worth it when I
    arrived at the health club to find Bruce
    waiting for me. He is something of a Greek God
    - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling
    white smile. Woo Hoo!!
    Bruce gave me a tour and showed me the machines.
    He took my pulse after five minutes on the
    treadmill.  He was alarmed that my pulse was so
    fast, but I attribute it to standing next to him
    in his Lycra aerobic outfit.
    I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he
    conducted his aerobics class after my workout
    today. Very inspiring. Bruce was encouraging as
    I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already
    aching from holding it in the whole time he was
    around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!
    Tuesday:
    I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally
    made it out the door. Bruce made me lie on my
    back and push a heavy iron bar into the air-then
    he put weights on it! My legs were a little
    wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.
    Bruce's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.
    I feel GREAT!!  It's a whole new life for me.
    Wednesday:
    The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying
    on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my
    mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a
    hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long
    as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on
    top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
    Bruce was impatient with me, insisting that my
    screams bothered other club members. His voice
    is a little too perky for early in the morning
    and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine
  that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got
    on the treadmill, so Bruce put me on the stair
    monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a
    machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete
    by elevators?
    Bruce told me it would help me get in shape and
    enjoy life. He said some other shit too.
    Thursday:
    Bruce was waiting for me with his vampire-like
    teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled
    back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a
    half an hour late, it took me that long to tie
    my shoes. Bruce took me to work out with dumbbells.
    When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's
    room. He sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment,
    put me on the rowing machine-which I sank.
    Friday:
    I hate that bastard Bruce more than any human being
    has ever hated any other human being in the history
    of the world.  Stupid, skinny, anemic little
    cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could
    move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
    Bruce wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have
    any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the
    floor, don't hand me the < @*%23$>&*@*#$
    barbells or anything that weighs more than a
    sandwich.  (Which I am sure you learned in the
    sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum
    laude from.)
    The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health
    and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been
    someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir
    director?
    Saturday:
    Bruce left a message on my answering machine in his
    grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show
    up today. Just hearing him made me want to smash
  the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the
    strength to even use the TV remote and ended up
    catching eleven straight hours of the *$@#&& Weather
    Channel.
    Sunday:
    I'm having the Church van pick me up for services
    today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is
    over. I will also pray that next year my husband
    (the A**HOLE) will choose a gift for me that is fun
    --like a root canal or a hysterectomy.

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final
plateau.
       If she answered the next question correctly, she would win
$1,000,000.  If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the
$25,000 milestone money.
       And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was
no pushover.
       It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build
its own
       nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:
       A) the condor
       B) the buzzard
       C) the cuckoo
       D) the vulture
       The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had
used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that
remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have
to use it because ... Her friend was, well--blonde.
       But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the
       question and the four choices.
       The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is
C: the cuckoo."
       The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.
       She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any
       answer except the one that her friend had given her. And
considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical
thing to do.
       But her friend had responded with such confidence, such
certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.
       "I need an answer," said Meredith.
       Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."
       "Is that your final answer?"
       "Yes, that is my final answer."
       And Meredith replied, "That answer is absolutely correct! You are
now a millionaire!"
       Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and
       friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million
dollars.
       "Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant.
        "How did you happen to know the right answer?"
       "Oh, come on," said the blonde... "Everybody knows that cuckoos
don't build nests. They live in clocks!"

The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor.  He wants some Viagra, but
he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for him, he
heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour
away so the bus driver quickly downs one of the little blue pills. When he
gets home, he doesn't even have to tell his wife with words. That twinkle in
his eye speaks volumes. They tear off each others clothes and are quickly in
bed. He manages to "rise to the occasion" three times. Three times! He
expects his wife to be delighted, but instead, she seems rather sad. "What's
wrong, dear?" he asks. "I think your job is taking over every aspect of your
life and it's doing you in," she sighs. "What do you mean?" "I mean, even
our sex life is like the bus service. Nothing for ages, and then -- three
come all at once!"

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death last week of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at
the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into the coffin.
They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.

How To Save the Government $5 Million
A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years
old.
Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO
pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen.
Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive
$4,973,800 in pension.
Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in
November.
How's that for non partisan thinking?

Dedeuce - forgetting the score at a tennis match.
Enginears: Proximity detector for locomotives.
Racketeer - what a tennis player suffers from when his opponent wallops
him round the side of the head with the bat.
Umpire - Hunchback of Notre Dame on fire at a tennis match in spite of
thinking he's at a cricket match and loping around shouting, "The
bailes! The bailes!"
Car Barretta - what a priest wears while he's driving.
(If I've spelled it wrong, he's ballasted-well going along with a
resistance lamp on his head. Dangerous! It'll make him feel light
headed!)
Impose - what a male artist's model does.
Indisposition - how the artist would like him to stand.
Santa Claws - Edward Scissorhands gets a new job!
Muggy - a humid day just before Teuggy, Weggy and Thurggy.
Icicle - a vocal utterance on a very cold day.

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars & forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked
incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife  replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the
Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or
colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If
you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning
to five friends.  If you don't have five friends, you're already infected
with WORK and it is controlling your life.

----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: domenica Date: Sep 12, 2008 1:07 PM You can Laugh or realize how truly sad things are....an erstwhile NSA agent turned SAILOR ONCE TOLD ME. I asked him, Oh, are you a spook? No, he said, we clean up their messes...rest in peace, Charles.... thanks Starhenge, d.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Starhenge
Date: Sep 11, 2008 10:21 PM


RE: I Nominate This The Best Bulletin Ever-911 Truth Ultra Post

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Peace & Freedom Are Achieved Through Understanding
Date: 11 Sep 2008, 21:54


I have looked at a good many 1000's of bulletins in my day and I believe this is the best one I have ever seen. I read the war crimes of the list at the bottom and I have read an article about how each one of them is involved over a period of 4 years. I encourage ALL OF YOU TO SAVE THIS AND TO FORWARD IT ON. Take it to different sites. I finally get it.
Why is almost everyone on the list a Zionist and a dual citizen of Israel? Why is it that AIPAC is the strongest lobby in the country? Why is it that ALL 4 of the top candidates, Obama/Biden McCain/Palin are all for Israel???? Why is Israel spying on us? Why all these connections to Israel??

CONNECT THE DOTS

WHY OH WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL

..


From the Bulletin God:
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Un-Edited 9/11 Audio: Multiple accounts of secondary explosions

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This is un-edited emergency audio from various frequencies including NYPD, FDNY, & EMT during the terrorist attack of the world trade center. Please understand this is the actual unedited recording and contains some of the last words that were heard Finest and Bravest doing what they did best, serving the city of New York.


In these files you clearly hear emergency responders reporting "huge explosions" also reports of secondary explosions! Clearly they are not talking about the planes hitting the buildings, but explosions going off on lower levels of the buildings prior to there collapse.

This is truly a must listen for everyone!

Audio file 1:
click here to listen to audio

Audio file 2:
click here to listen to audio

Audio file 3:
click here to listen to audio

What Really Happened on 9-11?


The events of 9-11 are seared into the collective psyche of this generation.. We have all been affected by the catastrophes of that fateful day, but what really happened on 9-11?

Some people believe an outlandish conspiracy theory involving 19 Arab hijackers who allegedly: commandeered four commercial jets with nothing more than their cunning, wit, resolve, hatred of America, and some box cutters; then proceed to fly these aircraft around US airspace unfettered for a total lapsed time of over an hour; on three of the planes, pulled stunning flight maneuvers beyond the capability of even expert pilots; and, managed to cause damage to their targets — one of which just happens to have been the most heavily defended building in the world — so extreme as to be in clear violation of several well understood laws of Physics, Chemistry, and Thermodynamics.. This amazing conspiracy theory is even more suspicious and bizarre in that it is the one proffered by the United States Government (USG) and the 9-11 Cover-Up Omission Commission.. In the 9-11 Truth Movement we call it the Official Conspiracy Theory (OCT)..

Thankfully, despite the best efforts of the corporate-controlled media and virtually the entire US Congress, there are literally millions of people in this country and millions more around the world who do not believe that these 19 Arabs, as clever as they purportedly were, could have somehow suspended the laws of Physics on 9-11..

Are There Competing Conspiracy Theories?

We just observed that the official story of 9-11 is in fact a “conspiracy theory”… and a wacky one at that, one that happens to be physically impossible!
There must be another explanation, one that doesn’t require us to rewrite most of Newtonian Physics.. There is, in fact, another explanation that is supported by the empirical evidence, the observed events of the day.. It is more than a “conspiracy theory” at this point.. It has been sufficiently verified, tested, and refined to be rightly called a “conspiracy reality”..

True, there are competing conspiracy “theories”, but they only compete with the OCT not the conspiracy reality, as they all have anomalies, inconsistencies, improbabilities, and out right impossibilities that will keep them forever in the realm of “theory” unsupported by fact.. These conspiracy “theories” that eschew the OCT only to embrace other utter nonsense (like: planes didn’t hit the WTC, holograms and “video trickery” were used instead; the three WTC skyscrapers demolished on 9-11 were destroyed by exotic, space-based, directed energy beam weapons; a commercial jet really did hit the Pentagon) are in reality all part of a concerted COINTELPRO-style USG disinformation campaign designed to splinter and marginalize those of us who have solved the Rubik’s Cube of 9-11.. These “theories” don’t compete with what is known to be true by the vast majority of the 9-11 Truth Movement, they are deliberate and elaborate disinformation campaigns designed to make those of us who do know the truth look foolish by association..

What Is The Real Conspiracy?

Here is a synopsis of what the best and brightest researchers around the world have gleaned over the past five-plus years from the best evidence available:

* yes, 9-11 was a “terrorist” attack, but it was not perpetrated by “angry Arabs”, it was a State-sponsored “inside job”, a “false flag” operation planned, executed, and covered up by elements of the USG and operatives from at least two other countries… it was the greatest act of psychological warfare ever perpetrated;

* the alleged 19 Arab “hijackers” were “patsies”, several are still alive, several were under the care and feeding of USG operatives and were being “trained” at CIA-operated flight schools;

* FBI field agents who discovered the plot were told by their superiors not to investigate the “suspicious Arabs in flight schools”;

* no interceptor jets were launched in a timely manner on 9-11 because of the five to seven overlapping war games — “games” simulating a simultaneous hijacking of several planes — that were taking place on 9-11;

* the planes that hit the Twin Towers were most likely remotely controlled to their intended targets;

* WTC 1 and 2 (the Twin Towers) and WTC 7 were all destroyed by preplanted charges — a combination of Thermate and high-powered explosives — in controlled demolitions;

* the Pentagon was hit by a military drone painted to look like American Airlines flight 77, possibly in combination with a cruise missile;

* the cell-phone calls allegedly made from the “hijacked” flights were not possible with the technology available on 9-11 from the altitude and speed at which the jets were traveling, these calls were faked to help sell the OCT;

* the fate of United flight 93 is still up for debate at this time, it seems to have been intended to hit Congress and was likely shot down by a “rogue” air force interceptor, but some reports claim it landed in Cleveland (one way or another, all passengers are dead)

Why Kill Your Own People?

This is the toughest part for the uninitiated to understand.. The people who planned and executed the treasonous, heinous crimes of 9-11 are largely drawn from a handful of people known as NeoCons.. Many of these are current or former members of PNAC (Project for the New American Century).. Many are disciples of Leo Strauss, a German-born, fascistic, political philosopher who taught at the University of Chicago.. Strauss thought that the average person was too stupid to decide what is in their best interest and that a ruling elite should govern all of humanity..

Taking a long-term perspective, 9-11 was conceived as a “stepping stone” to eventually enable the creation of a New World Order (NWO), the ultimate goal of the ruling elite — one global, fascistic, police state in perpetual war against an unseen enemy… terrorism..

There were also several short-term objectives of 9-11: to push the USA Patriot Act through a compliant and complicit Congress; to declare war on Afghanistan and Iraq; to create a “siege mentality” in the USA and around the world; to eliminate the Constitution and in doing so eliminate Constitutional Rights and civil liberties; to dramatically increase military and “security” spending; to further divide the country; to rapidly militarize local police; to set the stage for the next “9-11”; and, ultimately, to prepare for martial law..

How Could They Keep It Secret?

Most people assume that for insiders to have pulled off 9-11 would have taken so many people that someone would have talked by now..

First of all, it seems likely that there were as few as roughly 140 people who were intimately involved in the details of 9-11.. On this site, you can see pictures and a short bio of the 90 people who are highly likely to be the top criminal coconspirators guilty of the planning, execution, and subsequent cover-up of the treason and mass murder that took place on 9-11..

As far as why no one has confessed, look at it this way: everyone involved in 9-11, even those only involved in the cover-up, are guilty of crimes for which they could possibly receive a death sentence if convicted.. If that isn’t enough incentive to remain silent, I don’t know what is! How many times has a criminal ever confessed to a crime for which they were not even a suspect?! Criminals will only confess if they’re convinced they’ve been caught and they’re willing to make a deal for leniency if they reveal their cohorts..

Furthermore, when you read the names on the list of suspected perpetrators, you’ll see right away what a tight-knit little group it is.. If there were even a shadow of a doubt about someone’s loyalty, they would not have been invited into this cabal..

About the List of Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirators

This list was compiled after many hours of research.. Many, if not most, of the people named here were very likely criminally involved in the planning, execution, and cover-up of the crimes of 9-11 — crimes which include mass murder, accessory to mass murder, and treason.. There is a slim possibility that a few people named here should not be on this list.. If evidence surfaces that would exonerate someone named here, their name will be removed..

Clearly, there are people who were involved who are not on this list; for instance, the people on the small team of demolition experts who actually wired WTC 1, 2, and 7 for demolition.. We won’t have a final verdict on all of the perpetrators until a new and fully independent 9-11 investigation is launched that has the ability to subpoena documents and question suspects under oath..

If you would like to offer someone to be added to the list of suspected perpetrators, you can submit pertinent information to contact@whodidit. org.

Please note: In an effort to reclaim the meaning of certain highly-charged words, the word “defense” has been replaced by the word “war” in all USG department names, position titles, and policy boards.. For instance, “Secretary of Defense” is retitled “Secretary of War” to more accurately reflect the true nature of the position..

Analysis of the Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirators

Of the 103 people named on the list of Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirators there are:


22 current or former members of George W Bush’s White House (22%);
4 current or former members of Congress (4%);
6 current or former FBI agents or officials (6%);
6 current or former CIA agents or officials (6%);
6 current or former officials of New York (6%);
12 current or former high-ranking USG military commanders (12%);
13 current or former USG officials (not included above) (13%);
12 current or former members of PNAC (12%);
16 consultants, lobbyists, or members of a “think tank” (not including PNAC) (16%);
12 engineers (12%);
34 current or former corporate executives (33%);
4 senior “statesmen” (4%);
5 members of the Bush family (5%);
1 Canadian (1%);
1 Pakistani (1%);
2 Arabs (2%);
2 Brits (2%);
4 known or suspected Mossad agents (4%);
14 people who hold “dual citizenship” (14%); and
27 Israelis and Zionists (including people with “dual citizenship” noted above) (27%)

Note: Since the same person can be counted in more than one category, the tally above will not add up to 103 and the percentages will not total to 100%

What Can We Do?

Once you know the truth of what really happened on 9-11 and you realize that a handful of people at the highest levels of the USG and the corporate world committed mass murder and treason on 9-11, it’s impossible to simply look the other way and carry on as if the OCT fairy tale were true..

The perpetrators of the “false flag” attack of 9-11 committed an abominable crime and have, so far, escaped prosecution.. If they are not removed from power in the very near future it is virtually assured that they will do another 9-11-style attack.. The biggest difference is the next one will be much worse, most likely involving a nuclear device, and the outcome will be much worse as well.. Expect the following: casualties in the tens, if not hundreds, of thousands; an immediate declaration of martial law; the total suspension of the constitution and all civil rights; the abolition of Congress; and the hasty coronation of George W Bush as Dictator of the Americas..

Don’t let anybody tell you, “One person can’t make a difference”! Tell your friends and family the uncomfortable truth about 9-11.
Pass out copies of dvds like “9-11 Mysteries”

Organize talks about 9-11 in your community.. Demand your elected officials launch a new and independent investigation of 9-11.. Vote for 9-11 Truth Candidates for public office.. Individually and together we can, must, and will see that the perpetrators of 9-11 are removed from power and brought to justice!


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103 Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirators





George W.
Bush — eldest son of Bush crime family; guilty of election fraud in 2000, 2004; guilty of war crimes, war profiteering, treason, crimes against humanity; likely signed-off on 9-11 plot







Dick Cheney — former PNAC member; former chairman of CFR; guilty of war profiteering, treason; was in bunker on 9-11 directing several “war games”; lied to 9-11 Omission Commission about timing of 9-11 activities







Donald Rumsfeld — former Secretary of War and PNAC member; close friend of Cheney; was at Pentagon on 9-11; once slipped and said “when that missile hit the Pentagon”




Paul Wolfowitz — Deputy Secretary of War on 9-11; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist; investigated for spying for Israel; former PNAC member; chief architect of Iraq war; forced to resign in World Bank scandal




Richard Perle — former assistant Secretary of War, chairman War Policy Board, and PNAC member; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist; allegedly gave $100,000 to head of Pakistan’s ISI, Mahmoud Ahmad; nicknamed “Prince of Darkness”




Douglas Feith — effectively in command, with Wolfowitz, of War Department on 9-11; Undersecretary of War for Policy; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist; investigated for spying for Israel; former PNAC member




Dov Zakheim — Pentagon comptroller when trillion dollars reported missing on 9-10-01; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist; Shul Rabbi; former CFR member; former CEO of fly-by-remote manufacturer; reputed 9-11 mastermind




George Tenet — director of the CIA on 9-11; was awarded the “Medal of Freedom” by Bush for his fine work on 9-11; reported to be “dual citizen” of US and Israel




Robert Mueller — FBI director on 9-11; under his “leadership” FBI field agents’ warnings of an imminent attack were stifled




Thomas Pickard — took over the job of FBI director from Louis Freeh in August 2001; held this position only for a few weeks before Robert Mueller became director; former Terror Task Force chief John O’Neill complained about sabotage by Pickard




Dale Watson — former Deputy Chief of the CIA at the Counter-Terrorist Center; appointed Inspector Deputy Assistant Director of the National Security Division (NSD), FBI Headquarters, Washington, DC in July 1998; appointed FBI Headquarters Assistant on December 6, 1999 by the Attorney General; ignored at least four different FBI agents’ warnings including an “urgent cable” from the CIA on August 23rd about Almihdhar and Alhazmi




Dave Frasca — FBI Radical Fundamentalists Unit Chief; personally scuttled the work of Kenneth Williams in July 2001 and Coleen Rowley in August 2001, the Arizona and Minnesota FBI agents who were actively investigating “terrorist” patsies in CIA-operated flight schools




Marion “Spike” Bowman — FBI agent who thwarted FBI investigations into both Zacarias Moussaoui and the anthrax attacks on Congress




John Ashcroft — Attorney General on 9-11; protected “terrorist” patsy Abdussattar Shaikh from subpoena after 9-11; stopped flying commercial aircraft in 2001




Michael Chertoff — Assistant Attorney General on 9-11; freed over 100 Israeli spies in the US after 9-11; promoted to head Homeland Security; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist; likely Mossad agent




Michael Mukasey — federal judge in New York; presided over 1993 WTC bombing case; active in 9-11 cases, including Larry Silverstein’s insurance claims; oversaw the detained material witnesses of 9-11, including five dancing Israeli Mossad agents apprehended by FBI; recently appointed by Bush to be the next Attorney General; radical Zionist of Russian Jewish parentage; “dual citizen” of US and Israel




Ted Olson — Solicitor General of the United States on 9-11; alleges that his wife, Barbara, phoned him from AA Flight 77 to report that it was highjacked by men with knives and box cutters; Flight 77 allegedly crashed into the Pentagon though there was no wreckage of a 757 at the site, no bodies, no luggage, and the hole in the side of the Pentagon was much too small to accommodate a 757 (Barbara is not likely alive, but she was not killed at the Pentagon event)




Colin Powell — Secretary of State on 9-11; met with General Mahmoud Ahmad two days after 9-11; former chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff; helped cover up Vietnam My Lai massacre




Condi Rice — National Security Adviser on 9-11; promoted to Secretary of State; lied to 9-11 Omission Commission while under oath




Tommy Thompson — Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary; hired Jerome Hauer, former Office of Emergency Center, on 9-10-01




Jerome Hauer — managing director of Kroll and senior adviser to US Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) for National Security and Emergency Management on 9-11; put John O’Neill at the WTC on 9-11; lied to Dan Rather on CBS News on 9-11 about the controlled demolition of WTC buildings; director of Giuliani’s Office of Emergency Management from 1996 to 2000




Porter Goss — former House Intelligence Chair; was meeting with General Mahmoud Ahmad, head of Pakistan’s ISI and 9-11 financier, on 9-11; promoted to Director of CIA, resigned after “hookergate”




Bob Graham — former Florida Senator; was meeting with General Mahmoud Ahmad, head of Pakistan’s ISI and 9-11 financier, on 9-11; ran for President in 2004




Marc Grossman — Under Secretary for Political Affairs on 9-11; met with General Mahmoud Ahmad, head of Pakistan’s ISI and 9-11 financier, on or shortly after 9-11; “dual citizen” of US and Israel




Richard Armitage — former member of PNAC, Deputy Secretary of State; met with General Mahmoud Ahmad, head of Pakistan’s ISI and 9-11 financier, shortly after 9-11



Philip Zelikow — led the 9-11 Cover-Up Commission; personally wrote the 9-11 Omission Commission Report, a best-selling work of fiction; appointed Counselor of US Department of State; “dual citizen” of US and Israel




Ari Fleischer — White House spokesman for Bush on 9-11; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; connected to the extremist group called the Chabad Lubavitch Hasidics




Andrew Card — Bush’s Chief of Staff on 9-11; was with Bush at Booker Elementary School in Florida on 9-11; claims to have whispered to Bush, “A second plane hit the second tower, America is under attack”




Karl Rove — Bush’s top strategist, known as “Bush’s Brian”; America’s Joseph Goebbels; was behind the campaign to oust Georgia Representative Cynthia McKinney who was the first nationally-known politician to question Bush’s role in 9-11; in June 2005, said, “Conservatives saw the savagery of 9-11 in the attacks and prepared for war, liberals saw the savagery of the 9-11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers”




Richard Meyers — in charge of USA air defenses on 9-11; lied to 9-11 Omission Commission about reasons for air defense failure on 9-11; promoted to Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff




Ralph Eberhardt — NORAD Commander on 9-11; fanatical supporter of missile defense scheme, militarization of space; enthusiastic supporter of merging law enforcement and the military




Larry Arnold — NORAD Commander Major General on 9-11; has used 9-11 to push militarization of USA




Eric Findley — Canadian Air Force Major General; acting commander of NORAD on 9-11




Montague Winfield — Major General in charge of Pentagon war room on 9-10-01, the evening of September 10th he requested a rookie to stand in for him on 9-11




Richard Mies — former Admiral; ran Global Guardian “war game” on 9-11 out of US Strategic Command (Stratcom) at Offutt Air Force Base; now CEO of Hicks & Associates, a “strategic consultant” to the USG dealing in “military transformation”




Henry Shelton — chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff on 9-11; supported formation of Able Danger




Peter Schoomaker — US Army Chief of Staff; former SOCOM (Special Operations Command) chief; ran Able Danger




Geoffrey Lambert — Major General; SOCOM (Special Operations Command) Intel Chief; made Able Danger, the program that tracked patsy “terrorists”, off limits to FBI




John Brinkerhoff — retired US Army Colonel who was a career senior executive in the Office of Secretary of War; from 1981 to 1983, FEMA associate director for national preparedness where he developed plan for martial law; claims intentions of Posse Comitatus are “misunderstood and misapplied”, that USG has “full and absolute authority” to use troops to quell American uprising; after 9-11, joined Anser Institute for Homeland Security and wrote “talking points” supporting revised “national security initiatives” that would allow imposition of martial law




John Lehman — Reagan’s Navy Secretary from 1981 till 1987; claims US is in religious war against “violent, Islamic Fundamentalism”; member 9-11 Omission Commission; PNAC member




Tony Gentry — Army Intelligence and Security Command General Counsel; ordered 2.
5 terrabytes of Able Danger data destroyed



Philip Odeen — as director of Program Analysis for the National Security Council, provided staff support to Henry Kissinger from 1971 to 1973; served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of War in Systems Analysis; named to chair the National War Panel in 1997; former president of Reynolds and Reynolds; former CEO and president of BDM International; executive vice president of Washington operations of TRW




Elliot Abrams — former member of PNAC, National Security Council; pleaded guilty in 1991 to lying to Congress about Iran-Contra affair; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist




Lewis “Scooter” Libby — former PNAC member; studied political science at Yale under Paul Wolfowitz; aid to Cheney; convicted for lying about outing of Valerie Plame; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist




Jack Abramoff — entertained USG “terrorist” patsy Mohammed Atta on his yacht just before 9-11; convicted criminal lobbyist; ardent Zionist




Jeb Bush — Florida governor on 9-11; declared martial law in Florida four days before 9-11; brother of George Bush; PNAC member; guilty of election fraud in 2000




Rudolph Giuliani — mayor of New York on 9-11; hailed as “hero” for his “gutsy” leadership on 9-11; allegedly involved with FEMA and former NYC Police Chief Kerik in Operation Code Angel




Bernard Kerik — NYC Police Chief on 9-11; “sidekick” of Giuliani; allegedly involved with FEMA in WTC demolition “war games” called Operation Code Angel




Lewis Eisenberg — chairman Port Authority of New York and New Jersey on 9-11; authorized transfer of WTC leases to Silverstein and Lowy just weeks before 9-11; later appointed chairman of Republican National Committee; Zionist




Eliot Spitzer — New York Attorney General on 9-11; barred his top aide, Deputy Attorney General Dietrich Snell, from testifying to Congress on Able Danger; threw out Karl Schwarz’s 9-11 synopsis




Richard Holbrooke — former US ambassador to UN; CFR member; co-chaired “Independent Task Force on America’s Response to Terrorism” in which the Official Conspiracy Theory (OCT) was promoted




John Deutch — former Undersecretary of War, director of CIA; co-authored paper, “Catastrophic Terrorism: A National Policy” with Zelikow, Ashton Carter; senior partner at Global Technology Partners, an affiliate of Rothschild North America; MIT professor; grandson of Yonah Fischer, Antwerp diamond merchant who ran Zionist Federation of Belgium




Ashton Carter — co-authored paper, “Catastrophic Terrorism: A National Policy” with Zelikow and Deutch; senior partner at Global Technology Partners, an affiliate of Rothschild North America




Michael Ledeen — became “anti-terrorism” advisor to Secretary of State, Al Haig in 1981; contacts with mullahs in Iran-Contra affair; alleged ties to Italian fascist P2 Masonic Lodge; contacts with Libby, Cheney’s Chief of Staff; top NeoCon(vict) advisor to Bush and Karl Rove; member AEI (American Enterprise Institute); wrote book extolling fascism




Abdussattar Shaikh — FBI informant to the San Diego office; helped bring “terrorist” patsies to USA; protected by Attorney General Ashcroft




Abdullah Noman — worked for the US Consulate in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia; filed 10-15 visas for the patsy 9-11 “hijackers” in the Visa Express Program




Daniel Lewin — officer in elite, secret unit of Israeli military called “Sayeret Matkal”; orchestrated activities of Mossad agents in USA before 9-11; was allegedly stabbed or “shot” by highjacker Satam al-Suqami before AA flight 11 crashed into the WTC




Dominic Suter — Mossad agent; his front company, Urban Moving Systems, employed the five Mossad agents caught celebrating in New York on 9-11




Sivan Kurzberg — driver of van belonging to the celebrating Israelis; when stopped by police on 9-11, he said “We are Israelis. We are not your problem. Your problems are our problems.
The Palestinians are your problem”




John Gross — one of the lead engineers for the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed; denies existence of molten steel at the WTC




Theresa McAllister — edited the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed




Ronald Hamburger — structural engineer and Senior Principal at Simpson Gumpertz and Heger consulting engineers in San Francisco; was a principal author of FEMA’s initial report on the collapse of the twin towers; later a key participant in the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed




William Baker — member of FEMA Probe Team; partner with Skidmore, Owings, Merrill; contributed to the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed




Harold Nelson — contributed to the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed




Ramon Gilsanz — contributed to the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed




Shankar Nair — contributed to the flawed NIST report on why the WTC buildings collapsed; quoted in Chicago Tribune, September 19, 2001 that “Already there is near-consensus as to the sequence of events that led to the collapse of the World Trade Center”




Gene Corley — led FEMA/ASCE WTC collapse “investigation”; was the principal investigator for ASCE and FEMA of the 1995 bombing of the Murrah Federal Office Building in Oklahoma City




Paul Mlakar — part of ASCE team that investigated both WTC and Murrah Federal building attacks




Mete Sozen — part of ASCE team that investigated both WTC and Murrah Federal building attacks




Charles Thornton — partner of Richard Tomasetti; told Karl Koch, whose company erected the WTC steel, “Karl, we all know what caused the collapse”; part of ASCE team that investigated both WTC and Murrah Federal building attacks




Richard Tomasetti — partner of Charles Thornton; reportedly behind the unprecedented and widely criticized decision to destroy most of the WTC steel evidence




Victor Ganzi — president and CEO of Hearst Corporation since June 1, 2002; the Hearst publication, Popular Mechanics, has repeatedly tried to debunk the truth of 9-11




Benjamin Chertoff — 25-year-old cousin of Michael Chertoff; senior “researcher” for Popular Mechanics’ hit piece on 9-11 Truth Movement




Kevin Delaney — FAA manager at the New York Air Route Traffic Control Center who destroyed controllers’ tapes of 9-11





Marvin Bush — brother of George Bush; on board of Securacom, US-Kuwaiti company paid $9.
2 million to manage WTC security October 1996 to 1998; on board of HCC Insurance, big WTC insurer




Wirt Walker — cousin of George Bush; principal at Securacom, US-Kuwaiti joint-venture that managed security for WTC, United Airlines, and Dulles Airport, all of which figured into 9-11




Larry Silverstein — he and partner Frank Lowy obtained 99-year lease on WTC shortly before 9-11; made several billion dollars on 9-11 insurance fraud; admitted to “pulling” WTC 7; Zionist




Frank Lowy — he and partner Larry Silverstein obtained 99-year lease on WTC shortly before 9-11; came to Palestine in 1945 from Hungarian to fight as Golani commando in Israeli “War of Independence”; Australia’s second richest person; in May 2007, investigated by Israeli police for corruption scandal involving Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert; Zionist




David Rockefeller — vice director of the Council on Foreign Relations (1949-1985), vice president (1950-1970), and chairman (1970-1985); as chairman of the Downtown-Lower Manhattan Association (1958 to 1975) was primary builder of WTC complex; founder and honorary chairman of the Trilateral Commission; president or CEO of Chase Manhattan Bank, 1961 to 1981; 9-11 was the anniversary of 1973 CIA-sponsored coup plotted by David Rockefeller’s cabal and overseen by Nelson’s protégé Henry Kissinger that toppled Chile’s President Salvadore Allende




Nicholas Rockefeller — told film-maker Aaron Russo of coming catastrophic event eleven months before 9-11




Warren Buffett — was hosting golf charity event at the US Strategic Command headquarters at Offutt Air Force Base in Omaha on 9-11 (Bush flew to Offutt afternoon of 9-11); world’s second richest person




Rupert Murdoch — key player in Zionist-controlled corporate media which began the 9-11 cover-up on day one; connected to individuals who privatized and leased WTC just weeks before 9-11; vocal supporter of Zionist extremists Benjamin Netanyahu and Ariel Sharon; honored by leading Zionist organizations such as the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) and the United Jewish Appeal (UJA), in which Silverstein, Lowy, and Eisenberg all hold senior positions; Zionist who tries to hide his Jewish heritage





Maurice Greenberg — CEO of American International Group (AIG) on 9-11 which became co-owner of the “private spy agency”, Kroll Associates, in 1993 and was a major share-holder in Marsh & McClennan whose CEO on 9-11 was Maurice’s son Jeffrey; director of the New York Federal Reserve bank (1988-1995); deputy chairman of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) in 1996; major investor in the Blackstone Group




Jules Kroll — founder of Kroll Corporation, a “security services” company which was in charge of “security” at WTC on 9-11; has close links to CIA and is active private military contractor in Iraq; Zionist




Paul Bremer — Marsh & McClennan executive on 9-11; Chairman of the Congressional National Commission on Terrorism, 1999 to 2000; US Ambassador-at-Large for Counterterrorism, 1986 to 1989; Presidential Envoy to Irag and Adminstrator of the Coaltion Provisional Authority, May 2003 to December 2004




Wallace Hilliard — with Saudi investors including Shiek Kamal Adham, Adnan Khashoggi, and Prince Nawaf bin Abdul Aziz.
bought Venice, Florida Huffman Aviation in 1999 where Mohammed Atta and other alleged 9-11 highjackers allegedly learned to fly; flight school linked to CIA firm




Peter Peterson — CEO of the Blackstone Group, parent corporation of one of three lease-holders for WTC 7 on 9-11; also chairman of the CFR and the Federal Reserve Bank of New York on 9-11; CEO of the Institute for International Economics in October 2000




A.B.
“Buzzy” Krongard — now number three Executive Director at the CIA; until 1998, managed firm used to place “put options” on United Airlines which has left $2.
5 million in “profits” unclaimed




Mark Loizeaux — as CEO of CDI was instrumental in “recycling” steel from WTC crime scene; CDI also buried the rubble from the crime scene of the Murrah Federal Building




Loring Knoblauch — CEO of Underwriters Labs; said that jet fuel fires were not “reasonably foreseeable”; resigned suddenly in August 2004 after UL performed tests of WTC floor models where floors did not collapse and were barely affected




Michael Cherkasky — CEO of Kroll on 9-11; former investigator in the Manhattan DA’s Office from 1978 to 1994; now CEO of insurance-firm Marsh & McClennan




Frank Carlucci — former Secretary of War; affiliated with PNAC; served as chairman of the Carlyle Group (1992-2003); on BoD of BDM International





William Kristol — PNAC co-founder; adherent of Leo Strauss; editor of The Weekly Standard; strong advocate of the Iraq war; “dual citizen” of US and Israel; Zionist




William Perry — former Secretary of War; associated with the Rothschild's banking empire through Global Technology, a Rothschild affiliate




James Woolsey — former CIA director; PNAC member; claims “incompetence” was reason for 9-11




Newt Gingrich — former Speaker of the House; PNAC member; reputed to be a member of the CFR; served on the Pentagon’s War Policy Board



Henry Kissinger — long criminal history; wanted for war crimes in several countries; sat on War Policy Board under Perle; chosen to lead 9-11 Cover-Up Omission Commission; “dual citizen” of US and Israel




George H.W.
Bush — Bush crime family Don; Skull and Bones; CIA operative involved in JFK assassination; former head of CIA; son of friend shot Reagan when he was VP; war profiteer




Tony Blair — British Prime Minister on 9-11; ally and partner in crime of George Bush; London 7-7 bombings were also “false flag” operation




Pauline Neville-Jones — International Governor of BBC on 9-11; Chairman of UK Joint Intelligence Committee (1991-1994); Chairman of QinetiQ Group, a war technology company with government customers in UK and USA; Chairman of Information Assurance Advisory Council (IAAC)




Mahmoud Ahmad — head of Pakistan’s ISI; had Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh wire $100,000 to lead 9-11 “terrorist” patsy Mohammad Atta




Benjamin Netanyahu — former Israeli Prime Minister; said 9-11 was “good” for US-Israeli relationship; in NYC on 9-11 and in London on 7-7 bombings




Ariel Sharon — Israeli Prime Minister on 9-11; heavy Mossad involvement in 9-11 (200 Israeli intelligence agents rounded up after 9-11, five Mossad agents arrested filming and celebrating WTC collapses, employees of Mossad-operated company at WTC notified hours before plane hit) implicates Sharon; infamous Zionist terrorist and war criminal; now said to be comatose

Volunteer Your Time

Hey you can do your part anytime - and here is the best part: it is an excuse to go to the beach!

  Next time you are out there walking on the beach gather up the corals and sponges and put them in a calm area of the intercoastal that has reasonable water movement. Placement should be below the lowest low tide mark you know of and shallow enough that they will get sunlight. Also it is preferable to put them on or around porous rocks. Simple as that.

   Wanna be lazy, Hey just chuck 'em back in the water on the beach side - gives them a lot better chance than if you leave them to dry out.

For People With Docks on the Water.. -->"''"-->

Do you want to help the environment and increase the value of your property at the same time? Do you want to make your property more attractive to your family, friends and yourself? If so read on.....

       The first situation we will cover is if your dock is in use:

    Now this can be done without risking damage to your hull.

Plant large limestone or fossilized coral rocks under your dock! You can use large enough chunks that even the biggest boat will not "Prop Wash" them out. So now you are asking "How is that going to help?"

     Simple this gives soft and hard corals a place to attach. Granted unless you populate the rocks initially with Florida ZoeAnthids, or Ricordia which can take a bit less light you are likely to be overrun with Aiptasia (Anemones) or Seasquirts or both but even those help our waterways in that they are filter feeders and attract smaller fish. Bonus Item with the rocks is that they do indeed encourage young fish to hang out and the Limestone seems to attract an inordinate number of Blennies and Gobies as well as several smaller species of Trunkfish (puffers) such as the spotted/lepoerd trunkfish and particularly Great Horned Puffers.  It is a good foundation for Corraline algea as is the fossilized coral and provides a home for all the micro-crustaceans we need to clean up the waterways with. Beneficial bacteria in the rocks will come over a short time and help feed other life in the waterways. You have just turned unused spaceunder your dock into a valid micro-reef which will be attractive to look at even when it is still in just the rock stages.

     Say your dock is in use but you have a couple of poles off to one side and you don't use any of your water space beyond the poles...... Put in a low rock wall that will remain below the lowest tides and you have your own personal mini reef to look at - the more porous the rocks and the higher they are in calcium content, the better and quicker results you will see. Now in this situation you have plenty of light available and that means that you can get as exotic as you like with the corals you plant on them - bear in mind 2 things - it is against the law to introduce a non-native species into Florida waters and secondarily, anything you plant will grow way faster than it does in your Aquarium. There are literally tons of Florida species corals available through various vendors and the propogation (growth/spread) rates vary but you can pick the ones that suit your personal tastes. Remeber - the 1 coral you plant this year is liable to be 30 or 40 or hundreds next year (depending on species).

      Now for anyone with a dock or seawall that is looking to help the environment and give something attractive to the dock or seawall, here is a really neat idea. add Acrylic, shallow tanks pumped in from the waterway and exhausting back into the waterway.

     Even just one tank with a good sand bed and some cheap porous rock such as Limestone, Fossilized Coral or even colored Man-made Lava Rock; When planted with soft Mushroom corals or Florida ZoeAnthids will be an attractive piece at the end of your dock - on the side of your dock you don't use - somewhere in the seating area of your "T-dock". This gives you an attractive addition to your dock and at the same time helps the environment in that not only do the corals in the tank help the water, as the corals grow and propogate; the smaller polyps will go into the waterway and therefore help to repopulate  Florida waters to where our children or grand-children will one day see the nice, pretty waters some of us grew up with. Same situation with a seawall and niether are limited to one tank. If you use a pump big enough for one tank, you can daisy chain as many of the same size tanks together as you like and make a very attractive partition wall with tons of life to look at for years to come.

    Now you may ask "What about algea?" Correct it does grow but there are 2 ways you can handle it:

   1 the magnetic tank cleaners from the pet stores and about 15 minutes every other month per tank cleaning time

  or:

   2 put in Malaysian Snails,  Cerith snails, other snails, reef friendly Urchins and of course good old fashioned Ghost Shrimp and let them do the cleanup work for you!

   Now in the situation where you dont have a seawall or a dock but still want to help the environment and your property value at the same time, put in a low underwater rock wall with loose rocks made from any of the porous type rocks I have mentioned above. Same procedure, only you will want to make it to where it is attractive to look at - perhaps shapes and caves, perhaps visible from your seating area. That is up to you to decide.

     If you need assistance in designing your system give Todd a call at 941-497-3580 after 6pm any night and he will be happy to help you. As long as you cover his gas, he will be glad to hop in the boat and come evaluate your particular situation, make recommendations and even locate suppliers for corals appropriate to what you are trying to achieve. Or just go grab him (he does not drive on land) and he will be happy to help - no charge but if you kick him something for his time it will be donated to keep our project going.

For Marina Owners.. -->"''"-->

   If you own a marina there are a couple of different ways you can help.

  Probably the best way is to take the old bait tanks you quit using and put them back online. Make sure they are pumping water in from the basin or waterway and that the outflow is directly going back in the water (not over the rocks and down as we have seen a lot of you do).

    Remove Permanently the lids from the tanks. Now fill the bottom with 8-10 inches of just plain old silica sand or beach sand. add in a few fossilized coral or limestone rocks. Go on Ebay and buy native Florida species corals - Florida Ricordia Mushrooms are generally there chaep enough and 50 is more than enough to get you started. Put the corals in the tank and just spend the 20 bucks a month or so on electric. What will happen is that as the corals grow and propogate, there will be loose young polyps that will go through your outflow and propogate in your basin or waterway.

    If you are starting to wonder how this helps you - the answers are simple:

1.  Within a year or so you will have an attactive basin that people will like to look at. In the marina business attraction is everything and we all know that. The soft corals are generally filter feeders and will help clear up at least your basins water making it far more attractive to your patrons.  The first thing they will notice is that what is in the water is "pretty" this is accomplished subliminally and without breaking any laws...encourages them to be in the water - sells more gas and parts for you. Word of mouth gets around.

2. You can have crappy buildings - people will notice the water and think it is quaint that you have "authentic old Florida" buildings - clean water with pretty, soft corals goes a long way towards making your flaws less noticeable.

3. If you have people at your tables/resturaunt, even just hanging around the dock, once the old guys figure out what you are up to, they will help by vocalizing even more. In todays "Eco-conscious" world, this will give you a lot higher standing in not just the boating community but in your local area as well.

    Want to take it a step further? Want to make it really pay off for both you and the environment? Read on.....

    Put up say a large 4'x4'x8' (1100 gallon) tank as a display and a couple of 2' tall long tanks, anywhere along your seawall or docks where your customers can see them.

   Put in a good, thick layer of sand and some cheap chunks of good old fashioned Alabama Limestone.

   Make sure the tanks are acrilyc or carbonized lexan (under 2 grand for 1 large and the 2 shallow tanks) .

   Get out your color printer and put up a poster of Florida Soft corals that people can gather readily from beach wash up. Explain on the poster that you are rescuing the Corals to re-populate our waterways and therefore make Florida beautiful again.

    As people bring in the injured corals, get pictures of which ones heal well, and don't let them add sea Squirts (put a note that those should just be returned to the water or they will over-run your system) Update the poster as you go along.

     Make a contest out of it - even offer prizes for the biggest or rarest - perhaps add labels to the big tank representing which person or team brought in which one - folks love recognition.

    Again you are recieving the same benefits to the environment and your business as mentioned above but you have just cranked up the fuel and part sales to the next level (albeit sporadically as partcipation does vary). Plus you have the added benefit of an extra attraction for your resturaunt/bar on the water. People love contests even if the prize is worth less than 5 bucks, they will spend thousands just to win - it is human nature. In this scenario you have engaged participation which makes them feel like they are a part of the marina and that will instill long-lasting customer loyalty which pays off  nicely in the long term.

    If you are looking for short term instant gratification, order in a couple of thousand Florida Species Soft Corals from Ebay or your favorite vendor and plant them in your basin. If you are unsure how to plant them or need assistance, call Todd at 941-497-3580 after 6pm and be willing to  either cover the gas for his boat or come fetch him (he does not drive on land). He will evaluate your basin, suggest what species to buy and find them for you from whatever sources there are - he makes nothing from nor is associated with any vendor, in fact hunts based on prices per only. When your corals come in, he will be more than happy to plant them for you. He will locate them as strategically as possible for maximum benefit to your basin and clarity of water based on the flow of your basin. He does not charge but maybe you kick him some ancient piece of dead marine electronics to play with or some old hull you were going to scrap anyway

Everyone knows I do Bio Ponds and Coral Gardens for folks. Well Occasionally I need to move plants from one to another as one gets overgrown or people are willing to donate starter plants for new ponds.

   This evening as Tim and I had checked on one of the newest ponds I designed at a private residence in a town just South of Venice (but not too far). We had our buckets along with several excellent specimens of Cabomba, Wisteria, Brazilllian Sword Grass and Anachris as well as a couple of buckets of various tropical fish.

    Now bear in mind this is a rather large pond...approximately 7 acres and really nicely done if I may toot my own horn. Rock outcroppings, plenty of flow, nice pea gravel bottom with full diamondbrite over hydraulic cement instead of some cheesy liner. The landscapers did an excellent job of arranging the plants and picnic area around the pond too.

    Anyway Tim and I pulled up and parked on the tennis court so we would not have to carry the buckets more than a few feet.

    Well there were some ladies swimming in the pond...Skinny dipping. Now I was being polite and turned away to give them their due privacy... I told them not to worry, we were not there to bother them and we could come back and do what we need to do tomorrow. About this time Tim Grabs 2 buckets of the fish from the back of the car and dumping them in said...."We're just here to feed the gator - I'm just gonna dump in these 2 buckets for the night and we'll give him the rest tomorrow"

   Until this evening I did not know the new cell phone we bought him had a camera in it - Video even picked up the screams as the ladies were leaving the pond in a very rapid manner.........Gotta give that boy credit - he has a truly evil mind.

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman.